The day I come back to forums I see a Sexy God of Love, Can this get any worse?  

Can someone give me a list of clans that are worth anything in this game?

Let me make something clear

I. AM. GROUNDED. G-R-O-U-N-D-E-D

i cannot make my clan grow grounded. So when DD is called a ghost town or whatever, its not because i cant grow it. I got DD 11 members in one day then 5 more the next day, then i got grounded again. Everyone knows i can grow a clan so keep my name out your mouth, mind your own business, and watch me rise up. Good day to you :)

Bum bum bum, budum dudum, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, runnin the stand, HEY, bum bum bum, got any grapes?

Pure autism

Paris leaves her poor friend on read :( and her friend is so desperate for her attention :( 2sed4me

so liek

i hav super sad story book with exciting events

Here we go

You know those deflated frozen waffles you get from the store? They are fucking delicious. So, I was like 9, I went to the store on New Years Eve, all the waffles

are fucking gone

NOW

for a 9 year old

This is traumatic. No frozen waffles on New Year morning?

Gay. GAY. GAY. you all will never understand the pain I had to go through that day (for like 5 minutes, my dad bought me candy or sum).

#2

no MOM

she IS REAL

NOOOO I DO LOVE HER

it's NOT A PHASE MOM

UghhhhHhhHHh YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND

*slams door*

*hop on bed*

*turns on 3ds and goes to Animal Crossing*

 "isabel my mom is a jerk >.<"

 " that sucks r u okay? :( "

 "no, wanna come to my town?"

 " okie but im bringing jake"

 "kk love u"

*Isabel comes to town and brings Jake*

jake: isabel who is this jerk

isabel: huh?

momhater:isabel r u cheating on me

isabell: uhh no

I went to meme college, and failed every class. How is everyone? 

I would like to offer a peace treaty to GhE. I accept im not strong enough to take you on and im done fighting a losing battle. So this is my offer. Please tell me the terms in the comments, in private message, or on discord

My discord is J-Dog HU#5811